Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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