Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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