Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
