My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
