omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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