so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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