just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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