I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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