You just made me feel so damn special
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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