Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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