Sry I called you an 8
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
