I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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