Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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