Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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