North Korea, Best Korea!
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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