I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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