im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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