I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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