If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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