problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
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