yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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