She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
And then my night got REAL pukey
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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