If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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