im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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