Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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