Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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