We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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