if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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