you guys were way drunker than both of me
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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