that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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