do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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