It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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