dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
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