VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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