Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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