is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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