is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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