And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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