you traded sex for a burrito?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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