So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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