Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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