I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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