hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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