She's JV to your varsity
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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