I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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