So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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