does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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