And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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