chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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