I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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