is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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