i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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