This girl is more easily done than said...
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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