How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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