32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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