I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
